Cars, Glamour, Fame, Money

Okay, so even though I undoubtedly meant to reference this song in the title of this post, it is utterly misleading. We were not able to attain any of the aforementioned grandiosities. We did, however, obtain a mansion. In the loosest interpretation of the word "obtain", of course. We are now the proud renters of one room and one bathroom (with kitchen, porch, and living room privileges) of a millionaire's (possibly billionaire's?) mansion. Our roommate is a middle-aged Asian doctor named Jimmy. You can't make this stuff up.